back from boracay

3 days and 3 nights with parents and sisters - 

1. theres a paucity of beautiful people in the island. only 3 girls stood out, 1 foreigner, 1 flight attendant, and miriam quiambao in the manila domestic airport.

2. koreans everywhere. they look like, *[insert creative words here]*

3. boracay with parents is bakasyon grande. boracay without thinking of how much money you have left? goodjob.

4. however boracay with parents is boracay with out the buzz. lights out 9pm, dahil napagod sa banana boat at island hopping.

5. wherein item number 4 caused me to sleep with my contact lenses on, thereby subjecting me to the pain of a corneal abrasion OD the morning after. [+] foreign body sensation, hyperemia, lacrimation, photophobia, 4/10 PAS. rx: tobramycin drops q6. great great.

6. island hopping in boracay sucks. kumayod pa yung paa ko sa coral dahil nakakita ako ng eel at nataranta.

7. but jonahs shakes and armynavy seals the deal any day. 

8. paluto sa d*talipapa sucks too. dont dont.

9. rode a wild banana boat, and fed fat fish in helmet dive. nice nice

10. my family enjoyed the trip. good times.

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